Sports day terror

As it nears the end of the school year, the event which begins to occupy everyone's mind is sports day. As ours is an enormous school, sports day tends to be a very competitive event.


But how, you may be thinking, can this possibly worry the least sporty person on the planet? It's true I never usually worry about sports events. The thing is, the one and only thing I can do in PE is sprint. My stamina is so awful that I can't do it for more than 100 metres... so I'm doing the girls' 100 metres for my form.


Now, I'm a worrier anyway. But agreeing to take part in the sort of activity I am usually so obviously awful at sends me into complete overdrive. In the past couple of weeks I have been amusing myself by coming up with lists of things which could go wrong...